Speed Dating

No peeps, I didn't join a speed dating session where around 20 or more people meet up in a room with at least 10 tables and alot of wine. The tables are where the ladies will be stationed while the guys will move around in rotation for every 5 minutes. In 5 minutes, they are supposed to try knowing who's best suited to be their potential life mate. Meanwhile, the wine is simply there in abundance to make everyone looks decently attractive, after a couple of bottles at least.

But here's the deal. I could win a complimentary speed dating session from a magazine I came across in the office! There's a column on single people and they're trying to relieve single-tons of their misery(or add on). Thus a contest to win a complimentary speed dating session.

Hehehee *evil grin*. The 3 people that popped up in my head are Cy Eu, Chern Yuik and Chinn Lynn. All 3 either moaned, complained or at least mentioned that they're single. As I am allowed to treat myself or anyone else I fancy to the date. I took part. I simply had to describ how anyone could live a happy single life. Here's my answer.

How to live a happy single life?

Easy Pie.

• Get used to having meals alone while talking to the imaginary woman sitting across the table.

• Take a drive up Langat Hill at midnight and start counting how many cars are not in a dark corner and are actually STILL.

• Call your best female friend to play " No you hang up first" at 3 a.m in the morning.

• Go watch a romantic comedy alone, get a kick out of watching how people are all cuddled up while you have an entire sit to yourself.

• Watching "Casanova" with your best guy pal.

• Let the whole world thinks you're gay so that you'll be invited to best girlfriend's slumber/lingerie party.

The golden rules above warrants a happy single life.

Cheers.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you guys. You can thank me later and you are most welcomed.

Cheers,
Ian