A Quitter, An Opportunist and A Sodomist

I'm supposed to be going through some sort of revival with my writing career (if you ever consider having a couple of poetry posted on your high school yearbook, a career). I actually began blogging again because I felt that I needed to rediscover the flair that I once had. Sadly, yet to do so.

So topic for the day - A Quitter, An Opportunist and A Sodomist

Nope, people it's not a porn title my friends and if you are expecting any form of graphic materials here. Look elsewhere, we are actually talking about the Malaysian political scene here (hahaaa..I just couldn't stop smirking everytime I think about it). However, since we live in a country where free speech is officially permitted but with all sorts of T&C, I shall narrate my point of views on this story in X-rated language. Just to make sure that I do not get into any sort of trouble.

So it's obvious who are the people we are talking about here. Mr Butt, Mr Nipple and Mr Anal.

The story is pretty simple here, Mr Nipple has been itching to reach the heights (or lows) of Mr Butt but he couldn't do so due to obvious physical reasons (Try touching your butt cheeks with your nipples). Mr Butt has been under alot of pressure to quit but he had held firm against the unending tirades of penetration by Mr Anal who is gaining acres in momentum. He sort of earned a little respect from me for his perseverance if not his immense oblivion to the shambles of defeat.

Surprise surprise, he just announced that he is going to hand the baton (rotten meat that is the big G) over to Mr Nipple soon! What a wimp right?

Meanwhile, guess who's smiling like a love-sick gay while watching this opera? Mr Anal.

Mr Anal might wind up being our prime minister as Ian sees it. This is due to the crumbling togetherness that BN so unashamedly promoted for the past 51 years. Now, they have simply stoop to name calling and opposing butt baring concerts. For God's sake, find another attack route. It's a concert at Mr Anal's event, of course there's going to be some doofus baring his butt in public.

Well, ever since the March 8 incident, lots of amateur politicians are sprouting all over Malaysia and why not?

Politics has never been this interesting.

Really, just think about this. If all of Mr Anal's threat of victory materializes, we might have a gay/sodomy-loving prime minister to lead us into Wawasan 2020.

Now that's really something to boast about.